All employees are hearby ordered to begin following the Shinra company official diet immediately...this basically requires you to eat only Shinra brand food...you are also ordered to ignore the claims from these so called "doctors" that the food is "the most unhealthy food you could possibly put in your body", whatever that means. Dr. Shinro of the Shinra Health Service has already cleared the diet, stating: "This food is super healthy and good - definitely worth the high mark up." ...The Dr. Shinro you see advertised around headquarters is also NOT just President Rufus J. Shinra wearing a fake mustache. ...Of course it isn't. ...You're just seeing things.

[There's so many frivilous things in this world.]

....this is definitely one of them.


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Updated August 27th, 2009
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